How disturbingly pathetic is this? Miss Piggy …a muppet …a made up fake hand stuffed puppet is getting attention for admitting to turning to Botox?!?!

Maybe I should just relax and take this as a big joke. So Miss Piggy, the crazy kermit loving diva admits that she has had work done.

‘I look younger. And the truth is that I have had work done. I’m not afraid to admit it, Moir. I believe one should maintain one’s beauty by whatever means necessary – nip and tuck, Botox, caulking. If it works, do it.’

Blah blah blah. On a more humorous note, we can all agree that Miss Piggy is the spitting image of Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County! Obviously there are many folks out there that have agreed with me. I have an eye for these kinds of things, trust me. After Vicki dramatically blew up about the whole comparison on a recent episode, she then went on Andy Cohen’s show and pretended to embrace her Miss Piggy title.

Julia Roberts may play one of the vainest characters in her upcoming movie titled, Mirror Mirror, but in real life she feels very differently about beauty and age.

She had this to say in an interview with Elle Magazine:

 “It’s unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don’t even give themselves a chance to see what they’ll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I’ll look like before I start cleaning the slates. I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy, and when I’m confounded. Your face tells a story … and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”

It’s always refreshing to hear powerful, respected women in Hollywood saying no to plastic surgery. Embracing her age really seems to suit her, she is just as pretty as a woman today as she was when she became THE pretty woman in her popular romantic comedy!

The Sun Uk reports:

Promotions girl Charlotte, 24, went under the knife to get a perfect nose like Barbie’s and had her lips plumped.

She also dyed her hair blonde, and spent all her spare cash on girlie outfits to complete the look.

Charlotte said: “I told the clinic I loved Barbie and I’d love to have that look. It was really painful.

“My face was bruised afterwards and it took a few weeks for the swelling to go down.

“But when I took the bandages off it was well worth it. Then I dyed my hair blonde. It’s completely changed my appearance and I think it looks pretty good.

“What girl doesn’t want to be like Barbie? I’ve got a few Sindys as well, but Barbie is much better looking.”

Charlotte has collected hundreds of dolls, which she keeps in a special room at her Manchester home.

She said: “I must have spent thousands on Barbies and all their clothes. Some people may think it’s a little weird, but I think it’s great.

“There are so many. I’ve got gym Barbie, tropical Barbie, Cinderella Barbie, Chinese New Year Barbie. There’s a Barbie for every occasion, and I’d love to have them all.”

Charlotte got hooked after getting her first one aged three. She said: “Me and my sister would have massive Barbie weddings. I guess I’ve just never changed.”

Single Charlotte hopes to find a Ken of her own after splitting with her last boyfriend over her fixation.

She admitted: “Boys don’t like it that I love Barbie so much. But I don’t mind. If the right man comes along he’ll love me and my Barbies.”

What’s all the commotion about?! Snooki is pregnant,  but isn’t this news something that would be expected from the famous for being drunk lawn gnome? Why are we shocked? It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant. Don’t mistake her dwarfism for being a little child, Snooki will be turning 25 this year it seems like getting engaged and pregnant is the most normal thing this little human has ever done.

Us Weekly obviously approves of her behavior, they put a ridiculously over photoshopped shot of her on the cover of their latest issue. All this just in time for the release of her new Jersey trash show. How convenient.

On a side note, I love how Lindsay Lohan’s ruined face is being covered as well. How much more help can this girl get, and still fail at life?!

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Whatever you’re thinking, the answer is: further.

At the Atlanta Dog Spa we met Anais Hayden, a canine creative stylist, who was busy giving a terrier called Frankie Beans a blueberry facial, before giving his friend Boomer Junior a “pawdicure.” Yes, a pawdicure.

“Creative styling is where you add a little bit of color,” explains Hayden. “Whether that’s rhinestones, a little bit of glitter …”

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Her psychedelic creations are astounding. She even paints dogs’ nails. And the dog owners — or “mommies and daddies,” as Hayden calls them — love the results, because their dogs turn heads in the park, and back home they are clean, fragrant and “kissable.”

And do the dogs like it? “They love it,” replies Hayden, as she brushes Boomer Junior’s teeth.

Hayden goes only skin deep. But some dog owners go far deeper in pursuit of canine beauty, tattooing their dogs’ flesh (which requires a full anesthetic) and even piercing their ears.

And then there’s surgery: plastic surgery. We’ve heard tell of a Chihuahua in Florida that had liposuction, although only a pound of fat was removed. There’s a mutt in South Africa who has been fitted with a titanium nose. An Australian dog called Roland had a brow lift. A Saint Bernard in England had a full face lift. Dogs are injected with Botox, have braces fitted to their teeth, and canine nose jobs are pretty commonplace.

But surely dogs don’t care what they look like.

“There’s no bikini season for dogs,” explains Dr. Marty Becker, a renowned small-animal veterinarian with a clinic in Idaho. “There’s no ultra-thin dog models on Animal Planet.”

There have been rumors that Black Swan actress Mila Kunis has dabbled in plastic surgery. Some say she has had rhinoplasty to thin out her nose bridge, others say the change is due to makeup contouring. Either way, Mila Kunis recently shared her thoughts on plastic surgery saying she would like to embrace aging naturally…for now…

“I will not put a needle in my body unless I have a medical reason,” she says, “but ask me in 10 years. Right now, I’m like, ‘I’m going to embrace it,’ but … I’m probably going to want to have something done. I have no doubt.”

While filming Black Swan, Mila dealt with a lot of scrutiny from the media regarding her weight. Her character as a slim ballerina forced her to lose over 20 pounds.

“[My body] has never been the same. My shape is different. When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones. When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas.”

Kunis says that one place she wouldn’t mind putting the weight back on is her butt. “I’d be happy if my ass got bigger,” she joked.

Megan Fox stepped out to promote a film she is in titled, Friends With Kids doing her best impression of a classy old Hollywood actress. Unfortunately, it seems as though she has no intention to lay off the botox even after all the backlash she received for it. Her fans did not hold back in expressing their opinions on what they feel like was her worst career choice, leaving her once beautiful face ruined and resembling all the other women who turn to cosmetic surgery.

What a pity, she was once so pretty.

Academy Award winning Hollywood actress Cate Blanchett feels very strongly about plastic surgery, and is not afraid to voice her opinion. She says she feels “pity” for women who spend their money on plastic surgery or injections of any sort.

She has been skeptical about cosmetic procedures for sometime now, adding, “there’s been a decade or so of people doing intervention with their face and their body. Now that we’re emerging from that people are seeing that long term it’s not so great,” said Blanchett. “I’m not sitting on a soapbox telling women what they should and shouldn’t do, but I know what works for me. I’d just be too frightened about what it means long term. ”

Blanchett has said that there is a certain look to women who have had a lot of cosmetic work which she finds highly unattractive.

“If you have all that stuff done, in the end you just see the work,” Blanchett said. “It doesn’t fill me with admiration, it fills me with pity.”

Lindsay Lohan will be hosting Saturday Night Live again, and sat down with Matt Lauer for an exclusive interview on The Today Show. He started off the interview by bluntly asking her if she is clean and sober. She not surprisingly answered that she is. But more shocking than her lifestyle, was her weird puffy, frozen face.

Lohan’s famous visage looked oddly frozen and bloated as she banters gamely with Matt Lauer about her embarrassing life. Watching the interview is difficult, mostly because it feels like we are being fed lies. With her track record, it wouldn’t be surprising if she was lying.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m rooting for her, no one wants to see her end up like Amy Winehouse, or most recently, Whitney Houston.

She may very well be off drugs, but it looks like she is now injecting herself with a new type of drug…botox, and restylane certainly come to mind.

Here is Kate Walsh in the new issue of Shape Magazine, and she had this to say about plastic surgery:

“We live in a strange time when getting plastic surgery is as common as dyeing your hair. But in my profession, I need a malleable face. Everyone has her line in the sand. I draw mine at facials and laser treatments. But if others want to go a step further, it’s their call.”